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CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO
memory.
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VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old
floppy.
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LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone
about what it did.
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RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
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MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes.
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OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
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DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
Deletes all old files.
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ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted.
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DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
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PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your
processor doesn't care.
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JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS
Only attacks minor files.
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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves,
but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
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LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Reformats your hard drive into
a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards
it through Windows.
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