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It is best to use fresh alien road kill. This can be found along Highway 375 (now officially named the ET Highway) in Nevada. Be sure to drain all green fluids from the alien road kill. Save the fluids. Remove alien meat from the bones and beat with a meat mallet. Run through conventional meat grinder.
Hey kids, have you ever seen those old movies in which a group of some really dumb kids get a "bright" idea to make lemonade and sell it on the sidewalk out in front of their house?
They didn't make much money because the only people who bought it from them were people who felt sorry for them. But you are much smarter than kids a long time ago...right? You would never make lemonade to sell on the sidewalk...you would make ALIENADE! A sure fire selling product. So this summer, here's what you need to get:
Boil the water. After it has boiled, pour the water in a 1 gallon pitcher. Stir in the sugar until it disolves. Add 2 tablespoons of lemon juice. Taste it. Does it need to be stronger? If so, add 2 more tablespoons of lemon juice. Taste again. Keep doing this until it tastes just right.
Next add the secret ingredient...alien juice! Just one tablespoon will do. Ask your parents if they have any alien juice left over from the alien meatloaf they made.
Now stir everything up. Go out to your ALIENADE stand out on the sidewalk in front of your house and serve unsuspecting neighbors fresh ALIENADE in ice-filled paper cups!
Watch the faces of your thirsty victims...uh, I mean, customers...as they drink your specially made drink from this recipe! Now who's stupid?
So remember, if life gives you a lemon...go make lemonade. But it's much more fun to make ALIENADE!
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